Those goddamned, dirty, rotten, no-good, cocksucking, motherfucking, shiftless, worthless, rouging, conniving, cheating, sneaking, stealing, scum-sucking, pellet-producing, trespassing, lower-than-Abu-Gonzales, meaner-than-Ashcroft, worse-than-Rove, more-useless-than-Jenna-and-Tonic, creepy, good-for-nothing, demon-spawned, syphyllitic, poor-excuses-for-mammals, nasty, evil, cruel rodents -- those, those, those, those ~spits word~ rabbits ATE MY CROCUS!
We hates them, My Prescious. We hates the nasty rabbitses forever. Yes we do. We hates them.
6 comments:
So...
How do you feel about it?
Just like Anya from Buffy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIyChllmOeQ
They're not rodents, they're lagomorphs. But I will trade you some rabbits for some lily-eating gophers. Rabbits are fairly tasty, after all.
chas,
Come to Washington! You can eat all of them that you can catch! I have a guest room! You can keep the gophers, though. I've still got a squirrel colony to deal with.
This is going to be a dumb question: Are "rabbits" the same as "bunnies?"
A friend of mine has two of the CUTEST little bunnies that have the run of the house just like cats or dogs.
I can see your utter frustration with the out-of-doors kind of rabbits that destroy your beautiful plants. Just hoping the little bunnies are some kind of other species?
I wish the bunnies got first crack at MY crocus-early bloomers out here in the other Washington! Noooo, the slugs do it! Bunnies are cuter, at least.
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