Tuesday, August 07, 2007

I'm So Ashamed. I Forgot To Do First Of The Month Bazooms Blogging!


I blame Lammas. I blame the lazy, heady days of high Summer. I blame Miss Thing. I really don't know how I forgot to do it, especially since August 1st is when I called to schedule my mammogram and annual appointment with my surgeon, but I forgot to do First of the Month Bazooms Blogging! Here, better late than never, is August Bazooms Blogging.

The first (week) of the month is a good time to do a breast self exam (BSE). BSEs are easy to do: here's how. Doing a regular BSE can save your life because it can help you to detect a cancerous lump early. Catching cancer early is, as I am living proof, the best way to fight it and live. So, women, order pizza and slip a movie in the DVD player so that the kids will leave you alone for 15 minutes. Take some time for yourself and give yourself a BSE. When you're done, have some chocolate. Have a green smoothie. Have a nap. Visit Avalon. Have tea.

Men, are there any women you'd miss if they were not around? Wife, lover, daughter, friend, granddaughter, neice, co-workers, employees, mothers, grandmothers? Why not offer to take the kids to the park, pick up dinner, get the oil changed so that they'll have time to do a BSE?

Geez, you'd think someone would have reminded me!

2 comments:

  1. Better late than never! Good on ya, Hecate. Lovely bazooms!

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  2. Anonymous6:24 PM

    It's Prior A's fault. He's the one who always reminds you about the bosoms.

    Isn't it interesting that he's the only religious I can think of concerning whose celibacy I have no doubts about whatever. Mostly because he talks about sex and its attractions so cheerfully and openly I guess. :)

    --xan (still anon thanks to evil google/blogger)

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