Hecate

are rituals of the Goddess. I totally stole this from Dependable Renegade , the funniest site on the internet.

Early Beltane morning, when they were very thin, Miss Thing, my good grey cat, slipped between the veils. Just before she went, she climbed...

Miss Thing spent two nights alone during the storm. She was not amused.

Miss Thing owns the bed.

Les Chartreux .

Whot U Mean, "'We' Go 2 Vet"? U Can Haz Squirrel In Ur Pocket?

Miss Thing lives to be admired.

Miss Thing

My frapping cleaning people let my neighbor's cat in and then locked up and left. Miss Thing, she no likee the other cats. She's s...

Miss Thing is not paying attention to you.

Do not start with me. You will not win.

In all her glory

Miss Thing

Miss Thing in the afternoon sunlight.

I eated the tuna fish, but now I iz sorry. I can haz forgiveness?

I can haz clozeup now, Mr. DeMille?