Friday, September 26, 2008

Hit Him With The Chair

Dear Mr. Obama,

Some advice for this evening's debate, from me to you.

1. Pick up the chair.

2. Swing it behind you with both hands.

3. Hit John McCain with it.

4. Repeat step 3.

5. Repeat step 4.

6. Repeat step 5.

7. Put chair down.

8. Take breath.

9. Repeat steps 1 through 8 until end of debate.

Thank you.

1 comment:

AutumnStar said...

I watched the debate last night and must say, I would have loved to see this plan in action!