Look.
We just can't go on this way.
We can't keep distracting ourselves with war, no matter how big it makes your penis feel. I know that you can't truly imagine this, but some things matter more, even, than your penis.
We have to start paying attention to Mother Earth, no matter how much of a drag you may think that this is. Yes, this means you. It means that you will have to make lifestyle changes and that the magic technology fairy isn't going to get here in time to save you. The fairies have been telling you for years that steel creeps them out.
Really.
We have to control our population, no matter how much that makes some people unhappy (I'm looking at you fundies and catholics).
Don't make me hurt you.
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Hecate, i fully agree that there are WAY to many of us insufficiently hirsute chimps running about. i have done my part; no little reproductions of me are running around and none are planned. But we need to do more.
As an atheist, skeptic, scientist evil-person, i believe that any and all beliefs in the supernatural are, at best, delusional. But i am always willing to be proven wrong. It's happened frequently in lesser matters. i'd be more than happy to take a hit for the team.
So how about a sterility spell on the world, to last maybe 20 years? Disable the props on the DNA torpedoes or armor the membranes of the targets to impenetrability, either way will work. It will at least give Gaia a breather.
This would also be unequivocal proof that spells work; if the global birth rate drops to zero in nine months, THAT will make it onto CNN! It could shift the population toward belief in more earth (and humanity)- friendly gods and goddesses than the current Middle-Eastern patriarchical one who now dominates to the detriment of us all.
i will gladly abase myself before any Deity (preferably female) you choose if this happens.
i appreciate that you don't wish to use your powers for evil, but this is a cause we can agree is a good one. Very much an act of self-defense.
Bad Idea they'll blame the sterility on women and after 20 years another poor woman will need to step up to the plate and give birth to a saviour like in Children of Man Hopefully, she will have some fun before birthing the Saviour and keep her condition secret allowing most americans to not to have spend a half days wages watching a religo-sci fi movie. If you are going for that rent Star WArs or Blade Runner.
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