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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Oh, Vatican! I Know What You Should Do! You Should Bite Me!


It's a bit ironic to have the same group that burned and tortured women for hundreds of years telling other groups that if they support women's rights they'll "be disqualified as defenders of human rights." In fact, it's really awfully fucking ironic.

When you send your next check to Amnesty International, you might want to let them know that you believe women's rights are human rights and support their efforts to include reproductive freedom in their portfolio.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, cool! The emperor Palpatine has new robes!

Seriously, doesn't he seemed a bit dwarfed by the outfit? Like he knows jimmied the system to get there and doesn't really deserve it.

Seriously if God/Jesus is anything like the image I formed of Her/Him in, of all places, Catholic school, Bennie better start worrying now about what he'll face in the next life.

I can hear Jesus now: "What the fuck is wrong with you! Bad enough you didn't have the guts to keep from serving one Nazi asshole! You support a play-cowboy tyrant for the sake of some fucking blastocysts that probably wouldn't survive anyway and condemn My living children to die, and their future generations to die or live deformed by uranium poisoning.

"What part of 'feed the hungry, heal the sick, and judge not lest you be judged' didn't you understand?"

Unknown said...

Hey, sis, you left out, "Love your neighbor as yourself".

And for my caption suggestion...

"Heh-heh, check out the size of MY candle!'

Anne Johnson said...

70 percent fewer nuns in America today than in 1968. Read it in the newspaper just yesterday.

My Catholic sister-in-law tells me each one of those robes costs $10,000. I'm trying to picture St. Peter the fisherman gaudied up like that.