Monday, June 30, 2008

Help A Witch Out

I need to come up with a list of about twenty of the Bush junta's worst lies.

I've got:

*Abstinence Education Works

*Outlawing Abortion Will Decrease the Rates of Abortion

*America Does Not Torture

*Faith-Based Initiatives Do Not Violate the First Amendment

Help me out in comments. I know we can come up with more than twenty.


Maritzia said...

Iraq had weapons of mass destruction.

Maritzia said...

Here's another one:

The administration did not out CIA operative Valerie Plame as a retribution against her husband.

Anonymous said...

The Constitution is just a goddam piece of paper -& or
In order to save the country from the scary we must give up our civil rights. --Stormysu

emma said...

The "Healthy Forests Initiative" is, well, healthy for forests.


Anonymous said...

I voted and campaigned for BUSH, MY BAD!!!! Kerry would be no different though. BUT Here is some help.
#1 American Sovreignty When asked about a North American Union he doesn't deny it, but acts like it is not going to happen.
#2 The US is running out of oil. "Seanny the 'in name only conservative' Hannity"
is spouting off about all the oil shale and other oil we have here. Plus the fact oil does not take millions of years to make, it can be made from sewage in 1/2 hour, couple of plants already making it.
#3 BORDER CONTROL!, farse and a half.
These are all i can think of, at the moment. On the plus side I am glad that we are in Iraq because we would be attacked more if we didn't do something. He did that right, from the no terror on the home front point of view. Just think if we weren't in Germany, they would be trying it again about now.

One other thing is this: Who? knows if we will get a new president, because of the bill he signed that states if there is a disaster or attack by someone he can declare himself 'der Fuhrer' and take over the US, and congress passed it.

Freedom of Speech is first attacked ("McCain Feingold"LOL,) (Colorado hate speech law), guns are next and we become surfs.

JESUS died for all who believe in HIM and follow HIS WORD and laws with all their heart mind soul and might. Strive to enter at the narrow gate. These words are legal right now in COLORADO, and will be illegal in about 5 minutes in your state. I hope no disasters happen like California's extended lightning storm that started 1000 seperate fires.
I have loved ones in Colorado.
soon to be persecuted

sott'Eos said...

* We'll be greeted as liberators.

* The Iraqi oil will pay for the war.

* We have to fight them over there, so we don't have to fight them over here.

* I did not have sexual relations with that woman. (oops, wrong president, but this lie looks so quaint and not-blood-drenched, that I can't bear to delete it).

* I George Walker Bush promise to support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies foreign and Domestic.

* With the Medicare Act of 2003, our government is finally bringing prescription drug coverage to the seniors of America.

Ellie Carlson said...

The surge is working

Ruth said...

The economy is sound, the fundamentals are good.
Tax breaks are good for the economy.

MasterD, damn yankee said...

"My fellow Americans, major combat operations in Iraq have ended."


ProfWombat said...

Restricting access to contraception has nothing to do with abortion rates.

The French don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'.

'No Child Left Behind'

I support Donald Rumsfeld 100%.

Heckuva job, Brownie.

We could play this game all day...

Gromit said...

Scientific findings cannot be trusted and must be rewritten by political hacks before release to the public.

xan said...

"That [the Aug. 10 2001 PDB about terrorists to attack in US with hijacked airplanes] was just a historical document".

(Okay, Condi rather than Bush personally, but that's like attributing a quote to Mortimer Snerd rather than Charlie Bergman)

StonyPillow said...

"All right. You've covered your ass, now."
-- Bush response to the CIA briefer who personally flew down to Crawford to deliver the August 6, 2001 memo titled "Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US.