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Friday, April 20, 2007

Yeah, What The NYT Said


If Attorney General Alberto Gonzales had gone to the Senate yesterday to convince the world that he ought to be fired, it’s hard to imagine how he could have done a better job, short of simply admitting the obvious: that the firing of eight United States attorneys was a partisan purge.

Mr. Gonzales came across as a dull-witted apparatchik incapable of running one of the most important departments in the executive branch.

He had no trouble remembering complaints from his bosses and Republican lawmakers about federal prosecutors who were not playing ball with the Republican Party’s efforts to drum up election fraud charges against Democratic politicians and Democratic voters. But he had no idea whether any of the 93 United States attorneys working for him — let alone the ones he fired — were doing a good job prosecuting real crimes.

He delegated responsibility for purging their ranks to an inexperienced and incompetent assistant who, if that’s possible, was even more of a plodding apparatchik. Mr. Gonzales failed to create the most rudimentary standards for judging the prosecutors’ work, except for political fealty. And when it came time to explain his inept decision making to the public, he gave a false account that was instantly and repeatedly contradicted by sworn testimony.


This junta is full of lying, incompetent, assclowns. And these are the people who get to tell me what I can and can't do with my own body? I.Don't.Think.So.

3 comments:

Larry Burkum said...

An excellent summary of a pitiful performance. Very well put.

clio said...

Whatever else one thinks of Gonzales' performance it was a tour de force of obfuscation and mis-direction.

If there's one thing Gonzales is, it's loyal. To the point of self-immolation. Every "I don't recall" was dictated from the White House, and Gonzales' performance was flawless. Also, while everyone is oh-ing and ah-ing over AG's stonewalling, the other scandals (Doolittle, Renzi) and bad news (Iraq's implosion) are off the radar.

No wonder the President was pleased.

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